Problems and Solutions..

[TonyWare]

(adapted from a popular aircraft mechanic joke)

Customer complains: Rear left tire almost needs replacement.
Honda Tech responds: Almost replaced rear left tire.

C: Cranks OK, wife things its very rough.
H: Changed whip to #2 size.

C: Something loose on the dashboard.
H: Something tightened on dashboard.

C: Dead bugs on windshield.
H: Live bugs on back-order.

C: Car shakes at 220miles/hour.
H: No demerit points left to recreate problem

C: Evidence of water leak on A pillard.
H: Evidence removed.

C: Radio volume unbelievably loud.
H: Radio volume set to more believable level.

C: Cruise control inoperative.
H: Cruise control always inoperative in OFF mode.

C: Suspected crack in windshield.
H: Suspect you're right.

C: Missing cluch pedal.
H: Ordered manual tranny for you.

C: Car handles funny.
H: Car warned to straighten up, drive right, and be serious.

C: Engine hums.
H: Reprogrammed ECU with lyrics.

C: Mouse in engine.
H: 4th CAT installed.

C: Noise coming from trunk. Sounds like a child pounding on something with a hammer.
H: Took hammer away from the child.

[stiller fan]

i love this one:


C: Missing cluch pedal.
H: Ordered manual tranny for you.

:lmao:

[thesteve151]

:lmao::lmao: i needed a laugh...4th cat installed:naughty::lmao:

[stevencrosbie]

(adapted from a popular aircraft mechanic joke)


C: Noise coming from trunk. Sounds like a child pounding on something with a hammer.
H: Took hammer away from the child.

That one is great :)

[KunalPatel87]

C: Car handles funny.
H: Car warned to straighten up, drive right, and be serious.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/KunalPatel87/nono.gif

lol.

[princess]

If you'd seen some of the work orders, you'd be surprised by how much these hit home!!:lmao:

Needed a laugh too!!:D