stiller fan
05-12-2005, 11:21 AM
Son Of Beech Or Birch
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash
I have ever put my pecker in."
:lmao: :naughty: :thumbsup: :banana: :nuts:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of
ash
I have ever put my pecker in."
:lmao: :naughty: :thumbsup: :banana: :nuts: