i was bored so i went on ebay to see whats new for the accord and i came through this
a chip which apparently you gain 140 hp.

what do u guys think?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R1-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-for-HONDA-ACCORD-1990-2009-2004-08_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhas hZitem3355aa4b0dQQitemZ220480555789QQptZMotorsQ5fC arQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

lol

freaking please... dont waste your money.

:rolleyes:

dude i have it installed freaken amazing, do it!

i have one for sale. But its just a sticker. Adds 140 hp AND its totally JDM bro.

i was bored so i went on ebay to see whats new for the accord and i came through this
a chip which apparently you gain 140 hp.

what do u guys think?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R1-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-for-HONDA-ACCORD-1990-2009-2004-08_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhas hZitem3355aa4b0dQQitemZ220480555789QQptZMotorsQ5fC arQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

does it come with magic beans :naughty: ebay is so crazy

I have a bridge... would you like to buy it?

i have one for sale. But its just a sticker. Adds 140 hp AND its totally JDM bro.

i heard of those, the american version are flames that add 100 hp each.

so the jdm version are:

http://derrickbou.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1badge.png?w=312&h=347

imma slap 10 of these baby's on 4 banger :thumbsup:
and make my ride a 1000hp monster :hic:

i was bored so i went on ebay to see whats new for the accord and i came through this
a chip which apparently you gain 140 hp.

what do u guys think?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R1-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-for-HONDA-ACCORD-1990-2009-2004-08_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhas hZitem3355aa4b0dQQitemZ220480555789QQptZMotorsQ5fC arQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories


My car gained 50 HP just by clicking on that link! I could only imagine what would happen when i Install the chip itself!

iI have it, works as they claim

Hell it's only 25 bucks .. do it.

140HP on a NA (normally aspirated) engine!! :dunno:

I sincerely hope you don't believe any of that BS!!

It takes a he!! of a lot just to bump a turbo'd car by 140HP.

i was bored so i went on ebay to see whats new for the accord and i came through this
a chip which apparently you gain 140 hp.

what do u guys think?


While only adding 76.7816749 more HP, getting a "Type-R" sticker is a better deal. :thmsup:

I have this chip and it only added 125 HP as opposed to the claimed 140 HP. So if 125 HP is worth the price, get it!

My car gained 50 HP just by clicking on that link! I could only imagine what would happen when i Install the chip itself!

:banana::banana::banana::banana:

I have this chip and it only added 125 HP as opposed to the claimed 140 HP. So if 125 HP is worth the price, get it!



:lmao::lmao:

I have this chip and it only added 125 HP as opposed to the claimed 140 HP. So if 125 HP is worth the price, get it!

Give me a break! Where's my BS flag!

I love this thread already!

i am sure it will drop your jaw when you realised you got ripped off!:D

lol

you guys killed the OP lol

i was bored so i went on ebay to see whats new for the accord and i came through this
a chip which apparently you gain 140 hp.

what do u guys think?


If you find a good deal on a Blinker Fluid sensor, please pass it along. :thmsup:

Give me a break! Where's my BS flag!

:stupid:

You guys don't get it - the SPOILER adds 140 hp.... though, if you have the V6, you add over 300!!!!

Yep - my EX-V6 now has 571 hp. I leave Corvettes in the dust and can go toe to toe with any Ferrari.

You guys don't get it - the SPOILER adds 140 hp.... though, if you have the V6, you add over 300!!!!

Yep - my EX-V6 now has 571 hp. I leave Corvettes in the dust and can go toe to toe with any Ferrari.

I bet a $47,000 Lamborgini can beat you! :paranoid:

:lmao:

I bet a $47,000 Lamborgini can beat you! :paranoid:

:lmao:

:thmsup::thmsup::thmsup::thmsup::thmsup::thmsup:

The stuff you find on ebay...

lol hahaha..
i was just showing you guys what you can gain for 25 bucks on ebay.
i paid almost $2000 CAD for my exhuast and intake and i gain probably max 20 hp
now you can spend $25 and gain 140 hp lol

im just trying to save you guys money..why spend thousands of dollars for 20 or 30 hp
when you can gain ONLY 125 as some claim for $25

owe that made me hurt

140HP on a NA (normally aspirated) engine!! :dunno:

I sincerely hope you don't believe any of that BS!!

It takes a he!! of a lot just to bump a turbo'd car by 140HP.

NA means naturally-aspirated not normally aspirated

I need to see a video to belieave this little chip will give my car over 100 hp!. Lolz sounds very inposible it can be true!. But i heard it wasnt worthy anyways!.

owwwee my brain

Here is a video of an Accord racing an altima WITHOUT the chip. At the end you will hear a really loud exhaust (almost like a drag race car), but that is my Accord. It was stock until I added this HP chip and it made my car sound and perform like a drag racer. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGfYYRbb7SA

Wow this video convince me lolz i will go buy this chip!. I do want my car go a lil more faster!. What kind of exhaust was that? That was for accord i4? I want to race my friend he has a TL 09 lol very fast car

Thank you for the video andrew!.

Here is a video of an Accord racing an altima WITHOUT the chip. At the end you will hear a really loud exhaust (almost like a drag race car), but that is my Accord. It was stock until I added this HP chip and it made my car sound and perform like a drag racer. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGfYYRbb7SA

:lmao:

Nice shoes!

The exhaust the is stock. The chip does all the work. Its a great deal I'm tellin you!

im started to get confused by the sarcasm and serious responses..

i think what we have here is two nigerians or chinese trying to sell crap

i think what we have here is two nigerians or chinese trying to sell crap

:headbash: My disguise has been figured out.

lol

lol if that chip gives 25hp im more then happy with that
thats 1 buck for very hp...that would be one of the best 25 bucks i have ever spent on my car.

and by the way what was the time for that accord?

:headbash: My disguise has been figured out.

LOL dude you can hear "Buick powered" at the end, which leads me to believe, if my ears are correct, it's a Buick Grand National pulling up to the line hahahaha. Nice try though :)

LOL dude you can hear "Buick powered" at the end, which leads me to believe, if my ears are correct, it's a Buick Grand National pulling up to the line hahahaha. Nice try though :)

oh so that wasnt the chip power..man i was just about to go bid on it.:smilemad:
lol hahaha

dude...

I got the chip and some dolphins arrested bin laden Great work guys for $25....

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/alfredspot/binladen.jpg

I love a good joke, but this has gone far enough.

It isn't actually a "microchip" which re-programs your car's computer. It's a resistor (although it looks like a microchip). The resistor changes the way electricity flows thru your your car. At some point the change in electricity will cause dyno tests to register erratic changes in HP. And they're just exaggerating the difference (in their favor, of course).

They'll make the anaolgy that it's like taking steroids for greater strength...

a better anaolgy is that it's like taking PCP for greater strength.


Put that thing in your car and you'll eventually trash your electrical system.

I love a good joke, but this has gone far enough.

It isn't actually a "microchip" which re-programs your car's computer. It's a resistor (although it looks like a microchip). The resistor changes the way electricity flows thru your your car. At some point the change in electricity will cause dyno tests to register erratic changes in HP. And they're just exaggerating the difference (in their favor, of course).

They'll make the anaolgy that it's like taking steroids for greater strength...

a better anaolgy is that it's like taking PCP for greater strength.


Put that thing in your car and you'll eventually trash your electrical system.

actually it changes the reading on the MAF, and it doesnt do squat. additionally, WTF are u talking about with dynos?

Man, I'm so pissed off right now. I bought my M3 for nothing. For just $25, I'd have almost gotten the same HP (411 vs 414) with my coupe, and the fuel mileage of a Civic. Honda needs to hire these geniuses :lmao:.

Seriously, I don't think ANYBODY on this board would be so stupid to try that crap. Plus with the super professional connectors supplied (alligator clips), you'd leave a trace of what f***ed up your car. Welcome to Ebay. Good day.

okay guys..seriously
the only reason i put this thread to show you whats going on in the ebay world for our accords.. i know its useless,...... just by looking at the price.
most of you guys know sprint booster which cost 300 and it only amplify a the signal, you dont even gain hp.
and a no name chip for $25 can give you 140 hp.
it was nice to have lil jokes here and there but plz dont be rude and offensive to each other.

thx

Who's being offensive? I thought this was a joke.

:selavie:

i have one for sale. But its just a sticker. Adds 140 hp AND its totally JDM bro.

My red "H" JDM emblems add 24.5 more horse power and make the car more aerodynamic. Also invisible to speed traps. They are special though, and I can't tell you where I purchased them from.

i hope ppl aren't..i was jsut makin sure lol.
btw i got the mugen power shoulder pads and these are 40 hp each and i got 4 of them.
i got them from ebay and they work perfectly.

I am looking into the Honda bluetooth right now from CHH, I called them up and they said it can improve my overall performance. They said it adds as much HP as a drop in K&N air filter! Its a win-win!

so if this chip is crap, what will be the best thing fo i4's can get to make ur car a lil be faster? and am not talking about 200hp more!!..just to feel the car wit a lil be more power?

you can get a V6 for ur I4

okay guys..seriously the only reason i put this thread to show you whats going on in the ebay world for our accords
We know man. But did you see how many people have actually bought that thing on his feedback? Scary. Take care.

hey elp_jc, i just wanted to apologize to you for saying screw you and the M3 you rode in on. osiris sent me a warning that i apparently insulted you. i didnt know teasing other members about their sick ass cars was against the rules man, and for that i sincerely apologize and have decided to post this to humble myself before your greatness lol.

u can always add a good turbo kit when it comes out...will still be lighter than a v6 and be alot faster..if u have auto too its not bad since u dont loose boost unlike a MT u have to hold down on the gas while u shift

just wanted to let everyone know that apparently the noob who started this thread, and others according to osiris, reported my comment in which i said to elp_jc:

"screw you and the M3 you rode in on"

what a bunch of bologna

to make matters worse, apparently osiris doesnt take the time to read the thread and try to understand the situation, which is what he PM'ed me

interesting how the idea was not to start anything in here, when clearly i was kidding, and now something gets started because some cry babies have to go behind my back and report my post to the moderator.

hmm my bad to osiris. it looks like elp_jc reported me too, and edited a comment he made at me. wow man, i was surprised when i found that out. maybe u ought to go check out the thread in which u came on here braggin about ur new car, and where i said how awesome it was and congratulated u. ur a punk.

sorry for being a PITA osiris, and i wont edit my posts, report people and hide like a coward.

get a sense of humor elp_jc, and quit braggin about ur car, it's not cute.

This thread should have died pages ago.

What we seem to have here is a breakdown of communication. I believe that lldsandsll was making an attempt at humor that didn't roll over well to some of the others here, because it was seen as a personal attack rather than light-hearted friendly teasing. He has been warned by a moderator and he also apologized.

Perhaps we all can learn from this incident in hopes of being more tactful and clear when attempting humor online, where words are often not accompanied by facial expressions or tone of voice.

Last but not least, I just want to say props to elp_jc for everything (house, cars) he has worked hard to earn. I have read some of his previous posts and he has offered sound financial advice in terms of avoiding unnecessary debt, in order to achieve one's dreams.

lock this waste of life

This thread should have died pages ago.

What we seem to have here is a breakdown of communication. I believe that lldsandsll was making an attempt at humor that didn't roll over well to some of the others here, because it was seen as a personal attack rather than light-hearted friendly teasing. He has been warned by a moderator and he also apologized.

Perhaps we all can learn from this incident in hopes of being more tactful and clear when attempting humor online, where words are often not accompanied by facial expressions or tone of voice.

Last but not least, I just want to say props to elp_jc for everything (house, cars) he has worked hard to earn. I have read some of his previous posts and he has offered sound financial advice in terms of avoiding unnecessary debt, in order to achieve one's dreams.

while i agree with most of what you said, i still dont see how "screw you and the M3 you rode in on" would be mistaken for a personal attack. it's a play on the expression "screw you and the horse you rode in on." he thought it was funny to brag about how much power his car makes in a joking way, so i thought it was funny to knock him down a peg in a joking way.

besides, who reports someone's post over something like that? if u have a problem with me, deal with it like a man.

the other stupid thing about this is that a moderator would choose to get involved over something like this. clearly this was not something that i needed to be reprimanded over. maybe if the thread was scrutinized, which is what the moderator is supposed to do, this would have never happened. if i go pressing the report post button at will, you'll all get warnings. osiris even told me he doesnt read the threads. how does this make sense?

i think what we have here is two nigerians or chinese trying to sell crap

Careful with the ethnic stereo-typing / name calling.

just wanted to let everyone know that apparently the noob who started this thread, and others according to osiris, reported my comment in which i said to elp_jc:

"screw you and the M3 you rode in on"

what a bunch of bologna

to make matters worse, apparently osiris doesnt take the time to read the thread and try to understand the situation, which is what he PM'ed me

interesting how the idea was not to start anything in here, when clearly i was kidding, and now something gets started because some cry babies have to go behind my back and report my post to the moderator.

hmm my bad to osiris. it looks like elp_jc reported me too, and edited a comment he made at me. wow man, i was surprised when i found that out. maybe u ought to go check out the thread in which u came on here braggin about ur new car, and where i said how awesome it was and congratulated u. ur a punk.

sorry for being a PITA osiris, and i wont edit my posts, report people and hide like a coward.

get a sense of humor elp_jc, and quit braggin about ur car, it's not cute.

while i agree with most of what you said, i still dont see how "screw you and the M3 you rode in on" would be mistaken for a personal attack. it's a play on the expression "screw you and the horse you rode in on." he thought it was funny to brag about how much power his car makes in a joking way, so i thought it was funny to knock him down a peg in a joking way.

besides, who reports someone's post over something like that? if u have a problem with me, deal with it like a man.

the other stupid thing about this is that a moderator would choose to get involved over something like this. clearly this was not something that i needed to be reprimanded over. maybe if the thread was scrutinized, which is what the moderator is supposed to do, this would have never happened. if i go pressing the report post button at will, you'll all get warnings. osiris even told me he doesnt read the threads. how does this make sense?

Here's a thought from another Moderator here who have read through the entire thread, I consider it poor mannersim and down right rudeness when someone says "screw you and *********", your "humour" is lost by people here, just because you thought it was funny doesn't mean everyone else should also agree with you that it is funny, I certainly do not.

You were on the right track when you initially apologized to elp_jc, but why did you have to come back with other ramblings as above, why not quit while you WERE ahead?

i didnt ever apologize to elp, it was to osiris, though technically it wouldve been helpful if he informed me that elp was the tool who cant take a joke. and changing the noun in the sentence from horse to M3 wasnt obviously a joke related to an age old expression. at least i didnt pop in to say "what damn i shouldnt have bought a crappy M3 since i could get 125 HP from a chip." i cant be the only one who thinks that he strokes his ego a bit too much.

btw, chinese are known in the news lately for putting out bad products (milk, toys, etc...), and nigerians are known for scams, hence the nigerian scam. i wasnt stereotyping, i was speaking relevantly.

the issue here is that you're all way too high strung. i'm a doctor, i'm prepared to prescribe you all chill pills.

i didnt ever apologize to elp

So I guess below is just your sarcastic response then? Sigh..........

hey elp_jc, i just wanted to apologize to you for saying screw you and the M3 you rode in on. osiris sent me a warning that i apparently insulted you. i didnt know teasing other members about their sick ass cars was against the rules man, and for that i sincerely apologize and have decided to post this to humble myself before your greatness lol.


it was to osiris, though technically it wouldve been helpful if he informed me that elp was the tool who cant take a joke. and changing the noun in the sentence from horse to M3 wasnt obviously a joke related to an age old expression. at least i didnt pop in to say "what damn i shouldnt have bought a crappy M3 since i could get 125 HP from a chip." i cant be the only one who thinks that he strokes his ego a bit too much.

btw, chinese are known in the news lately for putting out bad products (milk, toys, etc...), and nigerians are known for scams, hence the nigerian scam. i wasnt stereotyping, i was speaking relevantly.

More insults...........

the issue here is that you're all way too high strung. i'm a doctor, i'm prepared to prescribe you all chill pills.

I sure hope you were joking THIS time about being a doctor........, http://www.driveaccord.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17967 post #7 onwards shows very questionable ethics, let alone being a doctor.

In any case, recent discussions amongest the Moderators identified the need to "clean house" on unacceptable user behaviors, such as continued display of unwillingness to comply and respect both the DA rules and other DA members as demonstrated here.

As such this user has now been banned.

lock this useless thread