Janice Joplin spoof - please do not take offense

[Wardsweb]

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence.
it goes like this...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.
If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance.
Them doctors make mountains out of hills made for ants.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male.
My boyfriend is lazy, and big as a whale.
Spends all of my money (when he's not in jail).
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male...
Everybody...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford.
My car's held together by a big bungee cord...
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord.
That's it.

[princess]

LOL!!

I may have that one in my Bob Rivers or Weird Al stuff!

[Wardsweb]

Yep Bob Rivers stuff. Check out the entire Twisted Tunes on his web site:
http://www.twistedradio.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=a

[princess]

I've got more of this stuff than I should admit. I like the funny ones, but usually steer clear of the "nasty" stuff he does. Some get pretty vulgar!

It's nice to actually SEE some of the lyrics. That's the first place I've had that opprotunity.

I think the writer of "Because I Got High" knew my daughter's ex!:)