just dreaming....

[princess]

I am getting so tired of people assuming I won't bash into them with a newer car when they're driving a bucket! They are right, but part of me wishes I'd have the guts to show them how stupid their driving is & not slam on my brakes! Maybe right before time for trade in I will! That way the new owner can live with a car with body work! I know I'm just dreaming, I never would.

Maybe they have the bumper sticker that says "hit me I need the money" & I don't see it because I'm too busy trying to not hit them!

I used to really want to have an old BIG Olds to use as a "teaching tool". Pull out in front of me in a tremendously stupid way & BAM! Then I decided I'd be too busy "educating"! There's too many real true idiots out there!!!! :rolleyes:

[raff]

Originally posted by princess
I am getting so tired of people assuming I won't bash into them with a newer car when they're driving a bucket! They are right, but part of me wishes I'd have the guts to show them how stupid their driving is & not slam on my brakes! Maybe right before time for trade in I will! That way the new owner can live with a car with body work! I know I'm just dreaming, I never would.

Maybe they have the bumper sticker that says "hit me I need the money" & I don't see it because I'm too busy trying to not hit them!

I used to really want to have an old BIG Olds to use as a "teaching tool". Pull out in front of me in a tremendously stupid way & BAM! Then I decided I'd be too busy "educating"! There's too many real true idiots out there!!!! :rolleyes:

true that... on another note i was behind this car like a year ago and this dudes bumper sticker said "unless ur a hemerroid get off my ass" i thought it was funny as hell

[princess]

Maybe we should start a bumper sticker thread! I know we've all seen ones that set off a giggle or two!

For YEARS there was a really old, smoke belching Volvo with a "green peace" & "save the rain forrest" sticker on it. I wish I'd snapped a picture!

[Inspector1]

What's that line... Younger and Faster / Older and better insured!!!

Hehehe
I1:)

[BenjiBoy650]

How about you go buy a huge SUV and let the Prince rig up this huge grille gauge for it that would knock any car off the road.

[Inspector1]

Or just get one of these......

http://www.driveaccord.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=484

I1:D

[princess]

Nah, too obvious. I don't want to scare them, I want to TEACH them!!