trainchaser
10-31-2006, 03:50 PM
...while out driving today, I made a conscious effort to keep tabs of the various new vehicles on the road and how they compare in terms of overall exterior styling. The first observation that really hit me was how snub nosed and pudgy the front of a lot of cars have become, many have also developed massive flattened chrome grills. It seems that big schnozzes have become quite popular on a lot of cars now, what's that thing on the front of the new Subaru's? UGLY! But almost everything from Toyota has a schnozz on it now including the new Camry. I think the new Camry makes the old one look nice, the new one has so many weird lumps and bulges that don't coordinate that I find it looking like a committee design. And if you think the Yaris is a nice looking car, then you'd probably be happy with anything round and lumpy, the Yaris looks like the cartoon cars they drive in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"...
...Another car that has a lot of folks all agog is the Chrysler 300, the 'gangsta cahh' My reactions when seeing it for the first time remain the same today, gag me with a stick, what a prepostrous concept. Lets make a car with such a high beltline and low roofline that you can't adequately see out of it, real safe, right? ...then we'll give it the aerodynamic qualities of a brick to really finish it off. Its sibling the Challenger is, IMHO, just as rediculous in appearance, these cars are the eqivalent of automotive characatures or parodies of the real thing, they make anything from Honda look sleek as silk by comparison, including the Element...
...and what's with the new pickups? They all seem to have 'monster truck' envy, they're all a lot higher, bigger, and much more 'in your face' than they were a few years ago. I thought we were going to try to to get more environmentally responsible, not with these gas ****ing behemoths, it must be a lot of fun parking these monsters nowadays, with so many cities having downsized the average parking spot...
...as for the good news, I saw a new Jaguar XK8 out on the road, VERY nice, that definitely fits with my idea of great automotive styling. Other good jobs, again these are my personal criteria: the new Lincoln Zephyr is actually a pretty good looking car; the Volvo S80 makes me blink hard every time I see one, what a change in direction for that company; most of the newer Mercedes sedans and coupes have definitely been styled by some people who understand what looks nice as well; the TL is still looking quite stylish and holding its own against the newcomers, and my personal award for the prettiest car on the road today still hangs in there, put one of these under my Christmas Tree and I'll be a very happy camper. My award goes to the 2001 to 2006 BMW M3 Coupe, my idea of automotive perfection, I can't help but stare with admiration whenever I get to see one on the road...
...anyway, just thought I'd pass along some more of my observations from a day on the road...
cheers,
Lorne Miller
05 EX-L deep green pearl with ivory
96 Odyssey taffeta white with sage
...Another car that has a lot of folks all agog is the Chrysler 300, the 'gangsta cahh' My reactions when seeing it for the first time remain the same today, gag me with a stick, what a prepostrous concept. Lets make a car with such a high beltline and low roofline that you can't adequately see out of it, real safe, right? ...then we'll give it the aerodynamic qualities of a brick to really finish it off. Its sibling the Challenger is, IMHO, just as rediculous in appearance, these cars are the eqivalent of automotive characatures or parodies of the real thing, they make anything from Honda look sleek as silk by comparison, including the Element...
...and what's with the new pickups? They all seem to have 'monster truck' envy, they're all a lot higher, bigger, and much more 'in your face' than they were a few years ago. I thought we were going to try to to get more environmentally responsible, not with these gas ****ing behemoths, it must be a lot of fun parking these monsters nowadays, with so many cities having downsized the average parking spot...
...as for the good news, I saw a new Jaguar XK8 out on the road, VERY nice, that definitely fits with my idea of great automotive styling. Other good jobs, again these are my personal criteria: the new Lincoln Zephyr is actually a pretty good looking car; the Volvo S80 makes me blink hard every time I see one, what a change in direction for that company; most of the newer Mercedes sedans and coupes have definitely been styled by some people who understand what looks nice as well; the TL is still looking quite stylish and holding its own against the newcomers, and my personal award for the prettiest car on the road today still hangs in there, put one of these under my Christmas Tree and I'll be a very happy camper. My award goes to the 2001 to 2006 BMW M3 Coupe, my idea of automotive perfection, I can't help but stare with admiration whenever I get to see one on the road...
...anyway, just thought I'd pass along some more of my observations from a day on the road...
cheers,
Lorne Miller
05 EX-L deep green pearl with ivory
96 Odyssey taffeta white with sage