One day, at bible camp...

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This one day, at bible camp, I was sent by my mother cause I knew nothing of christianity. But anyways, I was skimming through the bible, and it said the word Lord,God,Jesus in everypage. I was soo confused. "What was soo special about these words.. It can't be that it is some sort of powerful creature?" Oh well. I skimmed somemore. I see the word jahova and moses. I was like "where the hell do they come up with these names.. This is such a stupid book, i wish it was real" So then i went on reading some more and not understanding the meaning of this weird book some guy in a black suite game me... "his sleeves were huge" He could like fit a house in his sleeves. He would stand up on this plat form raising his hand crying out saying "OH GOD ALL MIGHTY". Anyways, I thought this guy was on crack or something. Desperate in disguise.. I was wonderin who he was talking to?? But anyways, to go on. I seen this picture with this red dude with stupid horns coming out of his head. i was like "WHAT THE HELL" the author of this book is crazy. His name was i think Saiton.. I laughed at the mersy of a crappy made up name!!! Anyways, i was picked up later on by my mother and she asked me how was it and i was like " What the hell was that all about" that book was sooo lame, they need a better story...

*She smacked me*
I was soo mad!!!!
joey