Purchased by my father in 2011, this car has seen 172,000 miles and has been in a few accidents. It's been backed into by a GMC 3500 (causing the rear seats to no longer fold down), clobbered a deer (mangling the front end and causing some mechanical defects), and had an engine restraint chewed through by a squirrel (that one gets me real heated). Around 150k miles the timing chain snapped and had to be replaced along with the cams and head gaskets.
2011 Honda Accord (Light Blue)
Sliced off that stupid plastic cover underneath the car when it started dragging.