Car so nice, bought twice
It works. :notworthyAlright need some more help. Here's the complete dump of everything I could get my grubby little hands on. Some of the links might be broken but 90%+ should work. Let me know:
Working on a deadline here. Only have the keys to the kingdom for 12 more hours and if this method works I'm going to rip it for 6th-9th gens and later worry about creating a nice organized post. The high quality pictures alone make it worth it vs. the service manual.