Guinness makes a delicious stout. Not that you'd know, since you're obviously a child.
Now as far as how MPH and RPM relate to each other (and why aerodynamics do NOT play a role in this relationship), you'll have to take a look at a few mathematical equations. Hang on to your diapers, kid. It's going to get messy.
Let's start with the circumference of your tire. You'll need tread width (W_t), aspect ratio (A), and wheel diameter (D_w) to calculate your tire circumference. You'll need to get the height of your sidewall by multiplying W_t and A by 2 (this accounts for both sidewall sections that make up the whole diameter), then convert that number into inches. Add this number to your wheel diameter to get the total wheel & tire diameter. Multiply that number by pi to get your circumference.
Let's make it easy, though, and say we have a 225/50/17 (W_t = 225 mm, A = .50, D_w = 17 in) tire which has a tire diameter (D_t) of 25.9 inches. Your circumference would then be tire diameter * pi = 81.2 inches.
Now we have the circumference of the tire (which is essentially a gear or a multiplier). To get from this number to MPH, we'll need the engine rpm you're running around at (let's say 1500 rpm, since that's what you're claiming you're at when driving at 70 mph), the final drive ratio (I think this number is 4.31 for the V6 coupe with 5 speed automatic transmission), running gear ratio (for 5th gear it's 0.612), and a way to convert inches per minute to miles per hour. Gear ratio numbers were grabbed from this brochure (
http://automobiles.honda.com/images/2008/accord-coupe/downloads/2008-accord-coupe-brochure.pdf) and the conversion number is 1 mile per hour/1056 inch per minute (verify that on google if you want).
So, here we go:
(1500 rpm * 81.2 inches) / (4.31 * 0.612 * 1056) = Your speed in MPH.
What is that speed, though? Have you done the math?
The answer is 43.75 MPH. Not nearly 70 MPH. What rpm do you need to be at to get to 70 MPH?
2401 rpm.